If you're going to pass yourself off as a superhero, you'd better have super powers (oh, yeah? What are Batman's super powers? The way Boy Wonder tags along after him, they must be pretty spectacular). Anyway, at a minimum, a superhero should be able to walk on water, and that takes more than a colorful Lycra costume.
Who knows what magic potion came with his superhero kit? From its effect and the shape of the jar, perhaps a mixture of poppers and lavender Krytonite. It doesn't empower Jeff to walk on water, but it makes him think he can. That may be good enough.
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