(91) A Gay Beetle Bailey

Either Jeff has a libido that laughs in the face of disaster, or he is truly naive. Even I am surprised how sanguine he manages to remain. But don't the TV ads say it's medically dangerous to sustain a state of arousal for the entire length of basic training? (and isn't Basic 6 weeks, not two?)

In hindsight, I could've turned this into a hilarious series. Every bit of misery the army tries to dole out, Jeff just takes it as a sexual thrill.

Lousy food? That's a new form of S&M. Can I clean the latrines, Sarge? Please? Classic scat! Why, it would've been a gay Beetle Bailey!